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CATERWAULER
by Bill Kochman
03-16-2020
A female cat in heat,
Is really not a treat,
She'll drive you nuts,
And trip up your feet.
Yes, when your Queen,
Starts to caterwaul,
Beware, dear friend,
It is no fun at all.
Please don't kick her,
In her feline butt,
Even though you desire,
Her cat mouth to shut.
She's really not dying,
Tho it seems that way,
Dear kitty just wants,
To roll in the hay.
But now if you let her,
You will pay the price,
Yes, you'll end up with,
Cats double or thrice.
So guard your cat well,
Watch out for old Tom,
He'll try to entice her,
With his "love bomb".
In about a week's time,
Kitty will settle down,
Things will be normal,
Until the next around.
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