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by Bill Kochman

04-14-2023

We all know bovine excrement,
Is not really just some accident.
So if our cows eat some grass,
It will soon come out their a__.

The mechanism isn't strange.
As cows wander on the range.
Cow patties are everywhere,
Watch your step! Oh beware!

Climate change is from cows?
Can you please tell me how?
37% of methane is quite a lot,
Is it true or just some silly rot?

Blame cows not human beings,
Is that not what we're seeing?
Oh poor cows, sorry my dears,
Now don't shed too many tears.

Keep farting and pass that gas,
So do you find my poem crass?

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Bible Study Resources:

Article: "Hurricane Katrina and Other Natural Disasters":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/katrina1.html

Article: "Destruction of Planet Earth: The Wrath of God Revealed":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/Destruction-of-Planet-Earth-1.html

Article: "Does God Cause Natural Disasters?":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/DoesGodCauseNaturalDisasters-1.html

Article: "Are Personal Tragedies Due to Sin?":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/tragedy1.html

"God's Divine Protection" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse519.html

"Don't Worry, Trust in the Lord" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse323.html

"God Made All Things" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse031.html

"God Created the Heavens - Intelligent Design" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse277.html

God's Mighty Works' KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse518.html

"God's Ways Are Past Finding Out" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse242.html

"For God's Pleasure" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse344.html

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