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by Bill Kochman

05-09-2026

Why are aliens always naked,
Man, it just really puts me off,
Show respect and decency,
Go find yourself a loincloth.

I know you are not from here,
Your home is very far away,
On Earth we wear clothing,
Put some on without delay!

You make diplomacy so hard,
When your butt is in my face,
How can I even concentrate,
My eyes are all over the place.

Maybe it is all simply natural,
At the place where you reside,
But here we do have our rules,
So some skin you need to hide.

Sir, please don't take offense,
Let us be interplanetary pals,
It's just that wearing clothing,
A lasting treaty it surely sells.

Thanks for the consideration,
It really puts my mind at ease,
Now cover your third eyeball,
We'll then dot i's and cross t's.

Oh wait! Where are you going?
Negotiations aren't even done,
Why are you so in such a hurry,
Friend why do you have to run?

Uh, did I say something wrong?
I really don't have a single clue,
Things were going really swell,
Till they flew off into the blue.

Negotiating with those aliens,
Can be a most challenging job,
For at times you will get a few,
Who act just like a total snob.

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Bible Study Resources:

Article: "Nature of the Alien : ETs, Demons or a Government Plot?":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/natalien.html

Article: "Alien Life, Extrasolar Planets And Universal Atonement":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/alienlif01.html

Article: "Alien Intervention, Raelians, Pyramids and Nazca Geoglyphs":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/AlienIntervention.html

Article: "Billy Meier and the Swiss UFO Case":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/bmeier-1.html

Article: "Comet Hale-Bopp, Chernobyl and Deathstar Wormwood":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/wormwd-1.html

Article: "Heaven's Gate, Suicide and Other Death Cults":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/heavngt1.html

Article: "Heaven's Gate: A Subliminal Message Concealed In Their Logo?":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/Heavens-Gate-Subliminal-Message.html

Article: "The Nibiru, Planet X, Wormwood Controversy":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/nibiru-1.html

Article: "UFO Sensationalism and Deception":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/UFO-Sensationalism-and-Deception.html

Article: "Under the Cloud: UFO's and the Holy Bible":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/clouduf1.html

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