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JUST IGNORE THIS GRAPHIC
by Bill Kochman
09-30-2019
Please just ignore this graphic,
And don't think that I'm a pest,
But I need to make some changes,
To pass the structured data test.
Google groans at my 500x400 pics,
Says my dimensions are not right,
So I need to bite the AMP bullet,
Or on SERPs I'll be out of sight.
Thus 696x560 will be the new size,
It may cause a problem or even two,
But Google makes all of the rules,
So what else can this poor guy do?
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If you don't understand this poem, don't worry about it. It is really just a bit of humor for other webmasters who likewise found it necessary to change some -- actually, a lot -- of their HTML code in order to satisfy Google's specifications for AMP, or Accelerated Mobile Pages.
If you are interested in the actual technical specs regarding why I had to make this size change to my poetry graphics, please go here:
https://developers.google.com/search/docs/data-types/articles#type_definitions
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