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OFFICE INCIDENT
by Bill Kochman
08-16-2024
The other day I saw something lewd,
Oh yeah, man, it was just really crude.
I was in the lunchroom where I work,
When a young couple began to twerk,
Now I'd never seen such dance before,
Dude, I almost fell right on that floor.
Sexual girations and other nasty stuff,
I finally decided that I’d seen enough.
So I said something, it did not go well,
The guy glared and said "Go to hell!"
Then his girlfriend called me a jerk,
Well, that did it, and I went berserk.
Grabbed the radio, took out the plug,
The folks thought I was on some drug.
Next thing I know the security came,
And everyone agreed I was to blame.
So now here I sit in this dirty jail cell,
Man, quite frankly I’m not feeling well.
You see down the hall within my view,
I see people dancing, a couple or two.
Yes, you guessed it, need I say more?
Look out twerkers, this so means war!
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Bible Study Resources:
"Worldliness" KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse078.html
Article: "Oh Be Careful Little Eyes!":
https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/careful1.html
Article: "Pornography: Flee Youthful Lusts!":
https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/pornography-1.html
"Our Sins Won't Remain Hidden" KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse155.html
"Flesh Versus the Spirit" KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse488.html
"Flee Youthful Lusts" KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse404.html
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