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by Bill Kochman

06-03-2018

Our church is so dead, we need a plan,
So give me some new ideas, if you can.
Well, let's talk about everything but sin,
Then some new churchgoers we will win.

Maybe if some strobe lights we can offer,
They will all come and fill up our coffer.
While we're at it, let's crack a few jokes,
After all, we gotta loosen up those folks.

And don't forget musicians for the crowd,
Even hard rock music should be allowed.
But no Bible, let's sell our books instead,
We need cash, our church is in the red.

Let's be real liberal and marry the gays,
It's a new century, so we need new ways.
Great ideas guys, this will all work fine,
Has your church stepped so out of line?

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Bible Study Resources:

"Backsliding" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse088.html

Article: "Backsliding, Divine Chastisement and the Divine Agreement":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/backsld1.html

"Worldliness" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse078.html

"Aliens to God or Aliens to the World" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse390.html

"No Peaceful Coexistence Between Believers and Nonbelievers" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse361.html

"Materialism" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse482.html

"Snare of Riches" KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.bbb-bible.com/VerseLists/verse063.html

Article: "One From Beyond: Hebrew of Hebrews":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/One-From-Beyond-Hebrews-1.html

Article: "The Heavenly Vision: Have You Got It?":

https://www.bbb-bible.com/Articles/hvnlyvis.html

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